Film #102: EATING SCHOOLGIRLS: OSAKA TELEPHONE CLUB
Eating Schoolgirls: Osaka Telephone Club
2 out of 5 stars
Directed by Naoyuki Tomomatsu (VAMPIRE GIRL VS FRANKENSTEIN GIRL, MAID-DROID, STACY), this hour-long film is basically a parade of soft core porn with a heapin’ shovelful of rape, forced enemas, more rape, a girl with scars as if she were once an angel who’d had her wings torn off, more rape, a cross-dressing guy who gets off ejaculating into open wounds, even more rape… well, you get the idea. The production values are extremely low. The acting… well, to call it acting is being really kind. The film is basically a Grand Guignol show made to titillate and nothing more. Fans of Tomomatsu will undoubtedly find the proceedings amusing, because… well, let’s face it, his work is not exactly subtle. More casual viewers will be thoroughly repulsed by the goings-on. Still, that all said, it does proudly wave the flag of its personal philosophy, so… there’s that, I guess.