Film #112: BURNING BRIGHT
1 out of 5 stars
Far and away one of the most ridiculous films I’ve ever seen. From it’s insulting premise and bad acting to its gratuitous and inept use of CG, this one is breathtakingly bad. The setup (girl wants to go to college, but has an autistic brother, but wait… her wicked stepfather has taken her money to buy a tiger for his “safari farm” set in what looks like Oklahoma) is just dumb and the tiger itself is basically a cub shot from a low angle with Karo syrup and food coloring smeared on its lips. Well, I mean, JESUS!!! How braindead does this have to get? BURNING BRIGHT might be fun with a ton of beer and some rowdy friends, but otherwise… it is a mess and a fiasco of the highest order.