Film #233: SAMURAI CHICKS aka DOKURITSU SHOJO GURENTAI
Samurai Chicks aka Dokuritsu Shojo Gurentai
1 out of 5 stars
An ill-conceived mess of a film that is a kind of LE FEMME NIKITA meets BRING IT ON… Shot on HDDV, the film’s script is just silly, the acting horrendous, and the martial arts abysmal. Ok, I know… “What were you expecting from a flick called SAMURAI GIRLS?” Well… I expected some fuckin’ samurai girls!!! Instead, we get dancers… DANCERS, I tells ya!… who look like out patients from a head trauma clinic doing Capoeira. There is literally nothing worth recommending this film for except that the girls are kinda cute, but even that only goes so far. Skip this!